Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week" Quotes

Berta: It's none of my business, but that's one kid who can't afford to miss a day of school.
Charlie: Yeah, like school's gonna make a difference.
(staple gun is heard)
Jake: Oh, crap, I stapled my fingers together!
Berta: You got a point.
 • Rating: Unrated
Judith: How did I blow another marriage?
Alan: Oh, Sweetie, you can't blame yourself, although you are the common denominator.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jake: You may think I'm dumb, but you overestimate me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Herb: Hey, Charlie, I've got a question for you.
Charlie: Yeah?
Herb: The hotel I'm staying at has Pay-Per-View adult movies.
Charlie: Uh-huh.
Herb: Whatever happened to pubic hair?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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