Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Mmm, fish. Yum." Quotes (Page 2)

Judith: Just because he's fifteen doesn't mean he's ready to drive
Jake: I've been driving for years. Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2. And I've never drove anyone over except for pimps and crack whores.
Alan: Jake!
Jake: Sorry, dad. Crack prostitutes.
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