Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 1: "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" Quotes
Alan: Ooh package, how exciting. What could it be?
Delivery Guy: It's from a crematorium so that kind of narrows it down.
Walden: Trust me, money doesn't buy happiness.
Alan: I wouldn't know, I've never had either.
Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.Alan [to urn]