Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick" Quotes

Charlie: Why are you destroying your psychiatrist's car?
Frankie: He told me I had anger management issues.
[She smashes the car window with a baseball bat]
Charlie: The quack.
Frankie: Then he hit on me.
Charlie: The horny quack
 • Rating: Unrated
Alan: Charlie, let's go. This woman is clearly a lunatic.
Charlie: Yeah, but look at the passion, the fire... the ass!
 • Rating: Unrated
Alan: What are you afraid of?
Charlie: I'm afraid I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll be an only child
 • Rating: Unrated

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