Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14: "Run, Steven Staven! Run!" Quotes
Your brother treated women like rental cars; after you are down with them, it is someone's job to clean them and hose them down.Berta
Walden: Why did she leave you..?
Billy: She said I was condescending, inconsiderate, and I looked like a lesbian art teacher.
Please, the only way you could ever satisfy three women, is if they were all cannibals.Walden