Two and a Half Men

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Your brother treated women like rental cars; after you are down with them, it is someone's job to clean them and hose them down.

Berta

Walden: Why did she leave you..?
Billy: She said I was condescending, inconsiderate, and I looked like a lesbian art teacher.

Please, the only way you could ever satisfy three women, is if they were all cannibals.

Walden
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 Quotes

Please, the only way you could ever satisfy three women, is if they were all cannibals.

Walden

Walden: Why did she leave you..?
Billy: She said I was condescending, inconsiderate, and I looked like a lesbian art teacher.