Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "Run, Steven Staven! Run!" Quotes

Berta: Your brother treated women like rental cars; after you are down with them, it is someone's job to clean them and hose them down.
 • Rating: Unrated
Walden: Why did she leave you..?
Billy: She said I was condescending, inconsiderate, and I looked like a lesbian art teacher.
 • Rating: Unrated
Walden: Please, the only way you could ever satisfy three women, is if they were all cannibals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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