Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" Quotes

Alan: Can i tell women it's mine?
Walden: Why would you stop now?
 • Rating: Unrated
Walden: You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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