Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8: "Springtime on a Stick" Quotes
Evelyn: I'll be right back,
Alan: Where are you going?
Evelyn: To put on panties.
It's all right, I never expect much of you. And you never disappoint me.Evelyn
Evelyn: What is wrong with him (Jake)?
Alan: Nothing organic. We've had him checked.
Alan: Birthday card for mom -- sign it.
Charlie: No thanks. Come back with a "do not resuscitate" form and we'll talk.
When you came in the store, I was higher than Mel Gibson on Passover.Russell
Russell: Want a codeine popsicle? It's my own invention.
Charlie: I think we're good.
Russell: You suck on one of these, you'll be great. I call it, "springtime on a stick."
Evelyn: You go out with a girl and break up with her hoo-hah can develop a 5'o clock shadow.
Alan: Well, in his defense mom, he's usually paying by the hour.
Evelyn: If you excuse me, I'm going to go drown my sorrows in alcohol.
Charlie: If you're not committed to alcohol, there's a whole big ocean out there.
Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.Alan
Jake: I thought you had a date tonight?
Charlie: Not a date. A date experience.
Megan: What's the difference?
Charlie: About $1500.