Two and a Half Men "Thank You For The Intercourse" Quotes
Walden: Is he prone to mental breakdowns?
Berta: Prone? No. Eligible? Certainly.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alan: I'll give you a hint, I didn't do the dog people style.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jake: Uncle Charlie never treated me like a stupid kid.
Alan: That's nice.
Jake: He treated me more like a stupid person.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jake: Man they got my good bong.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Walden: We're talk songs, thongs, bongs and schlongs.
Alan: If he had an autobiography, that'd be the title.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5