Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 7: "Thank You For The Intercourse" Quotes
Walden: Is he prone to mental breakdowns?
Berta: Prone? No. Eligible? Certainly.
I'll give you a hint, I didn't do the dog people style.Alan
Jake: Uncle Charlie never treated me like a stupid kid.
Alan: That's nice.
Jake: He treated me more like a stupid person.
Man they got my good bong.Jake
Walden: We're talk songs, thongs, bongs and schlongs.
Alan: If he had an autobiography, that'd be the title.