Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

Latest Review

Two and a Half Men "Thank You For The Intercourse" Quotes

Walden: Is he prone to mental breakdowns?
Berta: Prone? No. Eligible? Certainly.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alan: I'll give you a hint, I didn't do the dog people style.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jake: Uncle Charlie never treated me like a stupid kid.
Alan: That's nice.
Jake: He treated me more like a stupid person.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jake: Man they got my good bong.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Walden: We're talk songs, thongs, bongs and schlongs.
Alan: If he had an autobiography, that'd be the title.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "Thank You For The Intercourse?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!


Total Quotes: 5
SheKnows entertainment