Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6: "The Squat and Hover" Quotes
Dani: If you're not gay, whats the deal with Alan?
Walden: He claims to be straight, but his lips opened a little when I kissed him.
Alan: Does she have a magic vagina?
Walden: Like can you pull a rabbit out of it?
Cured is one of those lamen terms psychiatrists try to avoid. It's bad for business.Dr. Freeman
Jake: Dad, please tell me I'm not done growing.
Alan: Knock yourself out.
If I had hope in one hand and poop in the other, guess which one would be full?Walden