Two and a Half Men "The Squat and Hover" Quotes
Dani: If you're not gay, whats the deal with Alan?
Walden: He claims to be straight, but his lips opened a little when I kissed him.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Alan: Does she have a magic vagina?
Walden: Like can you pull a rabbit out of it?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dr. Freeman: Cured is one of those lamen terms psychiatrists try to avoid. It's bad for business.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Jake: Dad, please tell me I'm not done growing.
Alan: Knock yourself out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Walden: If I had hope in one hand and poop in the other, guess which one would be full?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
