Jake: What's that?
Charlie: A birthday present for Chelsea.
Jake: But I thought you guys broke up.
Charlie: Yeah well I bought it a couple months ago.
Jake: Why?
Charlie: Because I thought that's when her birthday was. Turns out I confused it with St. Patrick's Day.

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Alan: I did buy her a nice scarf.
Charlie: Will it support your weight from a shower rod?

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Alan: ...and maybe Saturday, a date.
Charlie: You're calling those magazines dates now?

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Jake: I like German cars.
Charlie: Well if keep your nose clean and work hard, you may be able to park them for a living.

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