Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" Quotes
Evelyn: For god sake's walden, I'm old enough to be your mother. Assuming a teenage pregnancy, of course.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Walden: I'm not going sleep with your mother.
Alan: If I had a dime for every time i heard that, I'd have have $3.60. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but it's 36 times.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Walden: Can we get one of those fancy Japanese toilets that sprays water and sprays your tooshie.
Evelyn: With your money you can find an actual Japanese person to do it
Walden: See what you can find.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Evelyn: You really should get that boy a unicycle and bowling pins.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jake: We have to get rid of Walden. He's got to go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Walden: You know if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.
Megan: I'd wait for him.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jake: I bet you shower every day.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Alan: It's a miracle I'm not a transexual on Dancing With the Stars.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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