Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries" Quotes
Bridget: Seems like we both $1,000 to sleep with people we already know. 

Walden: Wait. You paid $1,000? I paid $2,000.

Bridget: Seems like you got screwed more than once today.
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Walden: I am a failure
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Lyndsey: No, you are not, but you looked like one in college... I would not have slept with you, and I slept with everyone.
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Sylvia: I am the CEO of a pharmaceutical company, so every time you get an erection, you owe me 10 dollars. See, sense of humor.
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