Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 1: "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" Quotes
Betsy: He's really something.
Charlie: Oh, yeah, he's really something. The question is what
Do you just stay awake at nights thinking of new ways to embarrass me?Evelyn [to Alan]
Jake: Are we going to dinner tonight?
Alan: Do I look like I'm in shape to go to dinner?
Jake: I don't know, I'm not a doctor
Charlie: We're not going. This conversation is over.
Jake: Not if I'm still talking
Charlie: Look, I'm sorry I lost my temper.
Jake: I'm sorry you slipped in dog crap when you were chasing me
Charlie: Mixing those pills with alcohol is really a bad idea.
Alan: Not if you're trying to kill yourself
Charlie: Hey, buddy, how you been?
Jake: Life stinks.
Charlie: Cheer up, you're still a kid. It gets much worse