Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" Quotes

Betsy: He's really something.
Charlie: Oh, yeah, he's really something. The question is what
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Evelyn [to Alan]: Do you just stay awake at nights thinking of new ways to embarrass me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake: Are we going to dinner tonight?
Alan: Do I look like I'm in shape to go to dinner?
Jake: I don't know, I'm not a doctor
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: We're not going. This conversation is over.
Jake: Not if I'm still talking
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Look, I'm sorry I lost my temper.
Jake: I'm sorry you slipped in dog crap when you were chasing me
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Mixing those pills with alcohol is really a bad idea.
Alan: Not if you're trying to kill yourself
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Hey, buddy, how you been?
Jake: Life stinks.
Charlie: Cheer up, you're still a kid. It gets much worse
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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