Two and a Half Men Season 3 Quotes
Charlie: How'd you sleep?
Sandy: Great. You?
Charlie: LIke a drunk baby
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Alan: Guess where we met? In cooking class.
Charlie: You've been taking a cooking class?
Alan: Where do you think I go every Tuesday?
Charlie: You're not here on Tuesdays?
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Sandy: I hope Jake likes me.
Charlie: The way you cook, your only problem is keeping him from humping your leg
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I find just a couple of Valiums in my coffee keeps me from snapping necksBerta
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Jake: Is she going to stay over?
Jake: Where is she going to sleep?
Alan: In my room.
Jake: Ok, but remember, the walls are thin and I'm impressionable
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Sandy: Who has room for another eclair?
Alan: Not unless I unbutton my pants.
Charlie: My pants are already unbuttoned.
Jake: I took mine off when she brought the marshmallow yams
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Charlie: You lucky dog!
Alan: What? I'm not going in there, she's nuts!
Charlie: Yeah, so, sex with crazy chicks is great. Just make sure you pick positions where you can see what her hands are doing.
Alan: No, no, that would be taking advantage of a mentally unbalanced person.
Charlie: Oh, Alan, that boat has sailed, may as well hop on board for a farewell cruise
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Alan: The important thing for you to know is how much I love you.
Jake: You told the waiter that you loved him, too.
Alan: He was a very good waiter
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We all want the shining red apple, but sometimes we got to settle for what's on the lower branch, or in some cases we take what's lying on the groundCharlie
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