Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "A Tree Grows in Guadalajara" Quotes (Page 2)

Hilda [translating Curandera's fortune]: ...and the answer is behind the tree
Betty: What does that mean?
Hilda: It means the woman is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.
Hilda [to Curandera]: Thank you, gracias, goodbye Mrs Crazy
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Jordan: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different. New haircut?
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Aunt Mirta [to Ignacio]: I'd like to tell you you look the same, but you look like an old man

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Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
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Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
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Wilhelmina: Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a really big girl. I'm guessing there's no card for that
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Wilhelmina [to Daniel and Alexis]: Okay girls, tuck em back in, you're both big
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Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
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Justin: Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.
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