Ugly Betty "After Hours" Quotes
Marc: You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on
• Rating: Unrated
Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
• Rating: Unrated
Betty: Walter, you can't wear a t-shirt to a 3 star rest
Walter: Why not? Rockstars wear t-shirts to award shows
Betty: You're not a rockstar. You play the flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.
• Rating: Unrated
Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
• Rating: Unrated
Christina: You can go to Atlantic City any time you want... go to the nearest retirement home and get on the first bus that goes off
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: Your asking me to entertain Ted Lebob... the present of Bomart... a store that has the fashion equivalent of canned ravioli
• Rating: Unrated
Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
