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Justin, honey, don't dance near the guy with his hand under his coat

Hilda

One minute til curtain. This is the worst thing that has ever happened and I'm not exaggerating

Justin

Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina: We're not even meeting now

Marc: No you do not say no to Sarah Jessica Parker she's the holy grail of fashion
Christina: I know
Marc: This is your big chance and my big chance to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker

[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?

...or maybe I'm just the bigger person... don't, that one's too obvious

Betty [to Amanda]

I'm still bored... watching nerd love is so tedious

Amanda

Amanda [to Henry]: Hey accounting man, looking for Betty? She's right down here
Amanda [to Betty]: What? I'm bored

Alexis: It's complicated coming back from the dead
Wilhelmina: Oh please, Donna Karan does it every three years

Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart

[Hilda is cutting Igancio's hair...]
Hilda: I have to practice.. come on papi you said I could if I gave you a beer
Ignacio: Yeah but you had two
Hilda: I was nervous

Wilhelmina: I want you to make sure that pasty seamstress stays on our side, become her best friend, be her new Betty
Marc: I guess I have to start eating potatoes

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Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Wilhelmina: I want you to make sure that pasty seamstress stays on our side, become her best friend, be her new Betty
Marc: I guess I have to start eating potatoes

Maybe daddy told Daniel and Alexis if they didn't play nice he'd take away their private planes

Marc
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