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Hilda: Justin, honey, don't dance near the guy with his hand under his coat
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Justin: One minute til curtain. This is the worst thing that has ever happened and I'm not exaggerating
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Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina: We're not even meeting now
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Marc: No you do not say no to Sarah Jessica Parker she's the holy grail of fashion
Christina: I know
Marc: This is your big chance and my big chance to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker
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[Betty sees Grace Chin]
Betty: Why would you stand her up?
Daniel: Back in school she was a mess. She had braces, glasses, and this crazy hair. Which totally works for some people. Will you please stop looking at me like that and send her in?

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Betty [to Amanda]: ...or maybe I'm just the bigger person... don't, that one's too obvious

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Amanda: I'm still bored... watching nerd love is so tedious
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Amanda [to Henry]: Hey accounting man, looking for Betty? She's right down here
Amanda [to Betty]: What? I'm bored
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Alexis: It's complicated coming back from the dead
Wilhelmina: Oh please, Donna Karan does it every three years

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Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart
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Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
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