Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face

Hey I'm not picky, up until yesterday i was eating out of a tube

Alexis [referring to the cheeseburger Daniel gave her]

So what if you're mangy and disgusting with a weird rash on your butt or maybe that is your butt.

Amanda [to her dog Halston]

Amanda: Okay Halston, I'm sure some one will adopt you
Ugly Lady at Pound: I dunno that is one ugly dog
Mrc: Pot, kettle, black

Ignacio: It's a tough decision but let me tell you waht to do . keep your mouth shut and get my ass home from Mexico
Betty: But Daniel is my boss
Ignacio: Oh yeah? Did your boss bring home in blanket from the hospital? Did your boss teach you to swim? Did your boss pull you off the tracks seconds before subway was about to crush you?
Betty: I didn't know you did that
Ignacio: I didn't but I was nervous the first two weren't impressive enough

Amanda [referring to her dog Halston]: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
Marc: It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.

I am your black, you're mexican, let's not talk around it like a couple of dull white people


I smell a burrito

Wilhelmina [holding up Betty's earring]

Ten bucks says there's a coat in there made of dalmatian puppies

Christina [referring to Wilhelmina's closet]
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