Ugly Betty Season 2 Episode 2: "Family/Affair" Quotes
Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face
Hey I'm not picky, up until yesterday i was eating out of a tubeAlexis [referring to the cheeseburger Daniel gave her]
So what if you're mangy and disgusting with a weird rash on your butt or maybe that is your butt.Amanda [to her dog Halston]
Amanda: Okay Halston, I'm sure some one will adopt you
Ugly Lady at Pound: I dunno that is one ugly dog
Mrc: Pot, kettle, black
Ignacio: It's a tough decision but let me tell you waht to do . keep your mouth shut and get my ass home from Mexico
Betty: But Daniel is my boss
Ignacio: Oh yeah? Did your boss bring home in blanket from the hospital? Did your boss teach you to swim? Did your boss pull you off the tracks seconds before subway was about to crush you?
Betty: I didn't know you did that
Ignacio: I didn't but I was nervous the first two weren't impressive enough
Amanda [referring to her dog Halston]: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
Marc: It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.
I am your black, you're mexican, let's not talk around it like a couple of dull white peopleWilhelmina
I smell a burritoWilhelmina [holding up Betty's earring]
Ten bucks says there's a coat in there made of dalmatian puppiesChristina [referring to Wilhelmina's closet]
Amanda [referring to Fey]: I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror
Marc: More than usual?
Amanda: I just wish I got to know her better
Marc: Yeah and I wish I got to know Marlon Brando before he got fat
I know Daniel pays you for your "south of the border" spirit, but let's give Daniel a breakWilhelmina