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Fey's Sleigh Ride
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Wilhelmina: Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what's ugly and makes everything beautiful
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[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast
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Marc: Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't?
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Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!
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Ignacio: We have flan
Amanda: What's a flan?
Ignacio: It's delicious custard
Amanda: OH BRING IT!
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Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it
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Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn

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Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alright
Betty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
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Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More

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Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie
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Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
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