Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Fey's Sleigh Ride" Quotes (Page 2)

Amanda [to Betty]: Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?
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Marc [about Amanda]: I'm guessing the cosmo fountain might have spilled something
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Marc: She's like Liza at the pride parade..

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Marc: Wearing two year old shoes, oh even i didn't catch that. Definitely not your son

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Betty: Marc, Amanda, this is Justin
Marc: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight
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Betty: These are some of my friends...
Amanda: Just because we're sharing an elevator doesn't mean we're friend
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Wilhelmina: Do you know how many curly hair foot sycophants there are waiting to replace you?
Marc: I know you have five of them on speed dial.
Wilhelmina: Don't me call them

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Marc: We only invited her so people know she exists. She's the real life Snuffleupagus... only harrier.

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Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
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Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?
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