Wilhelmina [to Betty]: Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Christina: I had a piece of your hair tested. They found Oxycontin and heroine. It's like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and had you.
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Betty: Daniel, anything you truly want has to be worth fighting for.
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Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.
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Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!
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Wilhelmina [to Betty]: I will groom you. Lord knows you need some grooming.
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Wilhelmina: It made me think you are the one.
Betty: Like Lord of the Rings?
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[about to inject botox into Wilhelmina]
Betty: Don't you think a doctor should be doing this? Or at least a nurse practitioner?
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Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.
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Daniel: One more day of hookie.
DJ: Like a prostitute?
Daniel: Woh, no prostitutes. Only when you're older. Achem, I mean, not at all son.
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