Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in MontmarteBetty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
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Marc: Why must god test the pretty people so much more than the regular lumpy people?
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Amanda [to Suzuki's ex]: You tell her what you know or I will tell everyone you have ambiguous genitalia, like a Ken doll. And that's the kind of stank that don't wash off
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Wilhelmina: Marc, throw those people out of the conference room. I need to use it for the Gigi Lacoutre meeting. Actually, I'm in a good mood. I'll throw them out myself
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Wilhelmina [to Connor about cleaning up goggle tans]: All you need to know is that it's expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You're not allergic to panda are you?
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Amanda [thinking Betty had a heart attack]: Betty! You look fantastic. How many times did I tell you to stop eating that fatty Mexican food. You are too young to have a heart attack
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Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for
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Ignacio: Dr steve was pretty sure it's just a cough
Dr. Farber: Two week after a quadruple bypass surgery you can never be too careful
Betty: Hilda only spoke to Dr Steve on the phone
Dr. Farber: On the phone. Terrfic. That's how I order Chinese food
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Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?
Connor: We did. I came in here to pee
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Ignacio: You know what I really want I really want a chili dog with fries
Justin: Uh uh. Heart attack or not that's just disgusting
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