Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?

Claire

Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough

I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun

Claire [about Bradford]

I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub

Claire

Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother

Claire

She was dating a stripper? Oh my god I love her

Christina [about Sofia]

an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous... and skinny

Amanda

Marc: Are those jeans?
Wilhelmina: Aren't they fabulous? Ted took me to an... outlet mall... I shopped next to fat people!

What exactly are you doing here? I thought you went to go work for Feminazi Weekly

Marc
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