Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?

Claire

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Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough

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I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun

Claire [about Bradford]

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I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub

Claire

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Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother

Claire

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She was dating a stripper? Oh my god I love her

Christina [about Sofia]

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an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous... and skinny

Amanda

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Marc: Are those jeans?
Wilhelmina: Aren't they fabulous? Ted took me to an... outlet mall... I shopped next to fat people!

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What exactly are you doing here? I thought you went to go work for Feminazi Weekly

Marc

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[referring to Sofia's book]
Daniel: ...and the part about wearing each others' underwear for the day?
Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that

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