Claire: Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough
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Claire [about Bradford]: I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun
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Claire: I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub
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Claire: Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother
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Christina [about Sofia]: She was dating a stripper? Oh my god I love her
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Amanda: an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous... and skinny
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Marc: Are those jeans?
Wilhelmina: Aren't they fabulous? Ted took me to an... outlet mall... I shopped next to fat people!
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Marc: What exactly are you doing here? I thought you went to go work for Feminazi Weekly
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[referring to Sofia's book]
Daniel: ...and the part about wearing each others' underwear for the day?
Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that
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