Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 11: "Swag" Quotes
Good luck returning my ass
Wilhelmina
When did catwalk become fat walk
Marc
So i realized the opera tickets were totally inappropriate so here's a Menudo box set and a coupon for a hundred taquitos
Amanda
[Christina grabs a cake]
Random Girl: We carb loading for a marathon?
Christina: we can't all live on laxatives
Marc: She doesn't deserve a Gucci bag,
Christina: Oh and you do Marc?
Marc: She won't know what to do with it. Look, it's touching polyester!
Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!
The witch and the flying monkey set you up
Christina [referring to Wilhelmina and Marc]
Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
At mode, fashion is currency. I know that's hard for you to understand because you're so very much in debt
Marc
Wilhelmina: He ran through his trust fund in three years. for his 26th birthday, he tried to buy an island and JLo
Bradford: Shakria
Christina has to empty the closet, she has to make room for the spring collection. You really should take a trip down there Betty, they might have a pair of socks your size
Wilhelmina
