Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "Swag" Quotes

[after being caught using the expense account to pay for plastic surgery]
Wilhelmina: Good luck returning my ass
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[sees Betty walking down catwalk behind models]
Marc: When did catwalk become fat walk
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Amanda: So i realized the opera tickets were totally inappropriate so here's a Menudo box set and a coupon for a hundred taquitos
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[Christina grabs a cake]
Random Girl: We carb loading for a marathon?
Christina: we can't all live on laxatives
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Marc: She doesn't deserve a Gucci bag,
Christina: Oh and you do Marc?
Marc: She won't know what to do with it. Look, it's touching polyester!
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Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!
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Christina [referring to Wilhelmina and Marc]: The witch and the flying monkey set you up
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Betty: You only have $327 left in your account? But you're a Meade!
Daniel: A poor Meade. I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson
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Marc: At mode, fashion is currency. I know that's hard for you to understand because you're so very much in debt
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Wilhelmina: He ran through his trust fund in three years. for his 26th birthday, he tried to buy an island and JLo
Bradford: Shakria
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