Natalie: You can't fire that wonderful assistant of yours
Amanda: Oh yes he can!

Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville

Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone

Daniel [to Wilhelmina]

[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents

Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory

I'm telling you, you're gonna get [the book] back and it's going to have chimichurri sauce all over it

Amanda

Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!

If that showerhead could pay my bills i would marry it.

Amanda

Wow, 9 volt batteries.. Prince Charming is really going the extra mile

Betty

Betty: Anything else you need me to do?
Amanda: Keep working. A little overtime and you can afford invisaligns

Amanda: Are you trying to suffocate us with that putrid smell?
Betty: They're empanadas

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Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Betty: Anything else you need me to do?
Amanda: Keep working. A little overtime and you can afford invisaligns

Amanda: Are you trying to suffocate us with that putrid smell?
Betty: They're empanadas

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