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The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe
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Betty: It's exhausting being a butterfly, no wonder why they only live two weeks
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Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?
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Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you
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Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done
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Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
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Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

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[after seeing Marc dressed as Betty]
Wilhelmina: Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise
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Total Quotes: 7

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Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
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