It's exhausting being a butterfly, no wonder why they only live two weeks

Betty

Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?

Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you

Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done

Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise

Wilhelmina
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Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise

Wilhelmina
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