Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty

Wednesdays 8:00 AM on ABC

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Ugly Betty "The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe" Quotes

Betty: It's exhausting being a butterfly, no wonder why they only live two weeks
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?
 • Rating: Unrated
Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done
 • Rating: Unrated
Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
 • Rating: Unrated
Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion

 • Rating: Unrated
[after seeing Marc dressed as Betty]
Wilhelmina: Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 7
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