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Wilhelmina: Marc, you ever considering giving everything up?
Marc: Every time I step on the scale.. woo!
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[Betty and Conner trapped in an elevator]
Conner: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you
Betty: I didn't think you were until you just said that
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Amanda: Betty, a cute-ish guy is here for you. Is he the one you're trying to sleep with to get over that other one?
Matt: Um, I'm right here
Amanda: I know
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Hilda: Momma could use a couple new pairs of shoes, a new hairdryer, maybe some rings..
Betty: Maybe a new nickname that isn't momma?
Hilda: Momma doesn't like your attitude
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Marc [about Matt]: How about that skinny thing from class that's trying to have your puppies? Call him!
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Justin: You know what I like to do when I'm trying to get my mind off something or someone? I channel it into a project. Hello, you think I really care about macrame? Okay, bad example because I love macrame!
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Marc: You better carry your own weight, Suarez
Betty: That's it? you're not gonna make a fat joke? We're progressing!
Marc: It was right there! Owell, next time
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Total Quotes: 7

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Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
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