Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 18: "London Calling"

Amanda: You're like a big, fancy designer in London, and I'm a big-shot stylist in New York. Well not in the sense that I have any clients, but I do get to combine all my favorite interests: criticizing people, shopping, and promoting world thinness.
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Wilhelmina: Slip-ups are inevitable. And it's okay. I certainly know how tempting a perfectly mixed cocktail can be. I can almost taste it right now. It's like a warm hug going down my throat.
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Gio: Everyone said, 'When you go to London, don't miss Betty's boobs.' I'm just glad there wasn't a line.
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Amanda: We decided that every time you say 'work', we drink!
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Marc: I like Trey better. Or Trevor. We'll talk about it. I'm sure he'll want to weigh in.
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Hilda: Justin doesn't walk. He's told me a thousand times: 'Shoes are fashion — not for function.
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Betty: All of your ideas involve nudity.
Amanda: You're welcome.
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Tyler: I was conceived in a rehab facility - I guess I was destined to be an alcoholic.
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Bobby: Booze booze and a bus to Atlantic City!
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Episode 17: "Million Dollar Smile"

Amanda: No it's genius! You are bringing back innerwear as outerwear.
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Daniel: Excuse me if I don't suck you're blood - it's a little too early to drink some booze.
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Daniel: Underneath that perfect smile - you are an ugly Betty.
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Betty: You're a rocket ship!
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Betty: I even picked out a nice outfit -
Marc: Oh! Why didn't you wear it?
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Amanda: Its actually kind of nice getting to know someone before tickling his ginger.
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Ignacio: Everybody on my side of the family has big crazy chompers
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Betty: Bye bye braces!
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Episode 16: "All the World's a Stage"

Betty: This whole time I thought I was hiding him and he was really hiding me.
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Amanda: I peed a little.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Daniel: You are so cute when you are mortified.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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