Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 12: "The Passion of the Betty"

Troy: (to Marc) Look at you, you're an Adonis. You're like a gay Hugh Jackman!
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Amanda: (to Betty) Or the Matt who's an astronaut and you're an alien embryo bursting out of his chest?
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Marc: (to Betty) The real Matt? Or the Matt who's a human sacrifice and you're an Aztec warrior cutting out his heart?
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Amanda: (to Mark about Troy) No! He is imprinted on you like a gay duckling. If you don't wean him off you slowly, he'll die.
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Marc: (to Amanda) If I knew he was a ga-virgin, I never would have taken his delicate flower!
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Amanda: (about Claire's whereabouts) How would I know what she was doing in South Dakota? I don't even know where that country is.
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Betty: Oh my lover is good!...At painting!
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Denise: Now that Suzuki, is he gay? Because I thought I saw him sneaking a peek at my Snookie.
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Marc: (to Troy) I'm your first? Aren't you like 40?
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Marc: I didn't think he'd be back so soon. His passport accidentally ended up in my bag. Completely innocent, fully deniable mistake. But now it's like he's some sort of stalker! I knew that was him at my gym and my bank and my backup gym...
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Justin: Thank you so much for the ride, Bobby. It's Elizabeth Taylor week on Lifetime, and I could not miss Butterfield 8. She plays a prostitute who has to pay for her sins.
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Betty: (After looking around Mode's gay friendly office) You can't miss 'Puck Night'! C'mon someone around here will want to go to a hockey game. OK, maybe not...
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Marc: She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!
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Hilda: You see, it's the little things that'll get you. One day Matt is saying 'Miss you much,' and the next day it's 'Pop! Pop!' Murder-suicide.
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Dr. Farkas: I'm a professional. I don't get grossed out by food caught in braces.
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Episode 11: "Blackout!"

Amanda: Oh thank God you're here, I'm running out of body parts to entertain people with!
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Amanda: Betty! I am working my ass off here! Please don't take away my music! We'll be left with conversation, and that is not going to work with his house of trolls.
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Marc: I wanna kill myself. Wilhelmina and Daniel will not stop fighting over me. This ménage a moi has got to stop! I hate being in the middle. I mean, unless there's a Gyllenhaal involved.
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Amanda: (about Betty) When I say, 'Don't go in the hall, it's there,' that's what I mean.
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Wilhelmina: I know Marc might not walk like a man or talk like a man, and his features are vaguely lesbian. But the truth is that he's my one constant over the years.
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