Ugly Betty

Wednesdays 8:00 AM on ABC

Season: 4 3 2 1

Ugly Betty Quotes (Page 8)

Episode 9: "Be-Shure"

Marc: This is the chair Willy got me when I told her the one I had was comfortable. This mark here? I was injecting her with botox and missed and hit a vein in her forehead. She ripped the needle out of my hand, threatened to plunge it into my eye, and said if it weren't for my clogged pores, my tiny brain would have seeped out long ago.
• Rating: Unrated

Betty: You know, Marc, it's OK - you can totally disagree with Daniel and he doesn't hit you or psychically shame you in any way
• Rating: Unrated

Amanda: You're going to South Dakota! You have to blend in. Less money and more food stamp.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilhelmina: I can't afford to get caught sneaking out in again in one of your ridiculous jumpsuits. It's a miracle I could pass it off as a trend. You know, some idiots will wear anything!
• Rating: Unrated

Wilhelmina: These past three weeks have been heaven - aside from my tailoring bill. You've got to stop literally ripping my clothes off!
• Rating: Unrated

Claire: What was she thinking?! I've seen actual blueberries look less round.
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 8: "The Bahamas Triangle"

Amanda: Well, I am on board - and on the pill.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: I've seen my future, and it's needlepoint and double-A batteries in bulk.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilhelmina: Betty, Betty, Betty, take the stick out! Everything will be taken care of.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilhelmina: I'm sensing a personal life here. Stop it, immediately. I need your giant head in the game.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Justin: My Photoshop life is so much better than my real one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Betty: Amanda is going to the Bahamas? Hmm, I wonder what she's going to do there. I guess she could not answer the phones at Atlantis as well as she does here.
• Rating: Unrated

Marc: One of the only c-words in the English language never used to describe you. The other one's "cuddly."
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Daniel: Unitards don't really scream sexy. More like 1970s magician.
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 6: "Backseat Betty"

Wilhelmina: Now, I know that over the years, the press has had a lot of fun at my expense. You've called me the 'meaner Hitler.' You've said that I'm completely bald and my wigs were made from orphan hair. You've had me sleeping with everyone from Madonna to JFK - only one of which is true.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilhelmina: For God's sake, Nico, lower your voice! Angela Lansbury lives next door, and she'd love to rat me out to the co-op board.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0