Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Quotes (Page 9)

Episode 4: "Plus None"

Justin: I need scissors, thread, and the dress you wore to Archie's fundraiser. This is my Project Runway moment, and I'm gonna make it work!
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Amanda: I feel so bad about what happened. I just thought you'd have a better chance at a love connection if we placed an ad for your special needs.
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Marc: The writer finished a draft of your speech. I think it's appropriately faux-modest, but preachy.
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Mandi: I hate feelings! Marc, when did I get so deep?
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Marc: Oh, Mandi! You're having real feelings! Now I am happy for you!
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Betty: I'm cool with it. I'm more than cool with it. I'm freezing with it! Brrrrr!
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Marc: Think of the tiny baby orphans! And your public image.
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Matt: I really liked your pitch for a green issue. Wilhelmina was wrong—it did not reek of recycled manure.
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Episode 3: "The Wiener, the Bun and the Boob"

Marc: As much as I like giant wieners flying at me, this is a little outside my comfort zone.
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Wilhelmina: Don't be sorry. Being sorry takes time. Just spit it out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hilda: Yah, you have mastered email. Welcome to 1993!
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Amanda: Please! He's tainted. Kissing him would be like kissing Betty.
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Betty: Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your loud shirt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Blue on Blue"

Wilhelmina: Marc, scheming is a lonely business.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: You don't use me for your little schemes. We use people together!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: Whoa! Okay, stop! I just realized what's been going on here. You know, it is one thing to flirt with me. You're a man, I'm me—it happens. But to do it just to get back at Betty? Nobody uses this to make that jealous.
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Wilhelmina: Marc, this trip is a total disaster. Connor checked out this morning. And I suspect he was tipped off by our bargain bounty hunter. We need a new bounty hunter. Next time I prefer one in brown.
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Wilhelmina: Can you believe there's traffic in Bermuda? Luckily, I've chased felons here before, so I know all the short cuts.
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Natalie: A crappy school. Support group. This phone smells like cheese.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marc: I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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