Season 3, Episode 14: "The Courtship of Betty's Father"
Wilhelmina: I haven't seen the inside of his apartmentMarc: Has he ever invited you?
Wilhelmina: Of course he has Marc, but he lives in Murray Hill, I'm not barbarian
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Daniel: Shoplifting? I don't even know what that means
Betty: Yeah, neither did your mother
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Betty: Mrs Meade, did you shop lift?
Claire: It's not shoplifting if you can afford the item but don't have the funds on you
Betty: Wait, what? I think that is shoplifting
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Hilda [to Betty]: How great is Elena? She's like the big sister I never had.. now I know how important I am to you
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Season 3, Episode 13: "Kissed Off"
Marc [walking into Betty's place]: I want to change everything. I'm talking Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Amanda: I'll miss you
Betty: You'll see me at work
Amanda: Yeah, but I probably won't be as nice
Betty: Probably not
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Amanda: Do not order anything over fifteen dollars or you have to do anything Jesse says. It used to be more but we are in a recession
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Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!
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Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance
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Betty [pep talk to self]: Alright, stay cool, no drool
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