Season 3, Episode 13: "Kissed Off"
Wilhelmina: Cancel whatever parade you're going to and we need to find out what the hell is going on here. Go get 'em boyDaniel: Woof
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Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
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Amanda [about Jesse]: Where is he? How is he? What's he packing?
Betty: No no, he left after we kissed
Amanda: Wait, what happened? Was it your breath again?
Betty: No I told him I had to get up early for work
Amanda: Why? You had the date any fourth grader would die for
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Amanda [about Betty going to talk to Jesse]: Betty, this is very big of you and unlike in the past, I mean this as a compliment
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Amanda: She's so pretty, but not pretty enough for me to be threatened by
Applicant: I don't think I'm interested anymore
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Molly: Did you just toss your change in the garbage?
Daniel: No
Molly: Liar? You totally did.
Daniel: What it was seven cents? I hate pennies
Molly: What do you hate nickels too? Rich jerk.
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Season 3, Episode 12: "Sisters on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"
Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in MontmarteBetty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
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Marc: Why must god test the pretty people so much more than the regular lumpy people?
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Amanda [to Suzuki's ex]: You tell her what you know or I will tell everyone you have ambiguous genitalia, like a Ken doll. And that's the kind of stank that don't wash off
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Wilhelmina: Marc, throw those people out of the conference room. I need to use it for the Gigi Lacoutre meeting. Actually, I'm in a good mood. I'll throw them out myself
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