Season 3, Episode 12: "Sisters on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"
Wilhelmina [to Connor about cleaning up goggle tans]: All you need to know is that it's expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You're not allergic to panda are you?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Amanda [thinking Betty had a heart attack]: Betty! You look fantastic. How many times did I tell you to stop eating that fatty Mexican food. You are too young to have a heart attack
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Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for
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Ignacio: Dr steve was pretty sure it's just a cough
Dr. Farber: Two week after a quadruple bypass surgery you can never be too careful
Betty: Hilda only spoke to Dr Steve on the phone
Dr. Farber: On the phone. Terrfic. That's how I order Chinese food
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Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?
Connor: We did. I came in here to pee
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Ignacio: You know what I really want I really want a chili dog with fries
Justin: Uh uh. Heart attack or not that's just disgusting
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Season 3, Episode 11: "Dress for Success"
Hilda: It's gonna be like my very own Broadway openingIgnacio: Yea it's like Spring Awakening, Avenue Q, and South Pacific all rolled in to one
Justin: Grandpa nice
Ignacio: Hey I keep up
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Daniel: Molly?
Molly: You were right, I can't say I don't have feelings for you. I broke up with Conner.
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Marc: This is a defining moment; I'm the first assistant who has ever been invited to a Wilhelmina Slater party
Betty: Well I'm here too
Marc: Not when I tell the story
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Marc [to Betty]: You're a mean, not so lean contact getting machine. You're the terminator, you're the Bettinator. Go get em.
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