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Season 3, Episode 11: "Dress for Success"

Christina [to Betty]: Just don't forget about me when you're a big star and I'm still stuck here in this tailor's dungeon.
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Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going
Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not
Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his
Conner: God I love this woman
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Daniel: We are not going to lose to Elle again
Wilhelmina: If we do, one of you dies
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Season 3, Episode 10: "Bad Amanda"

Wilhelmina: You see the way Daniel looks at her? It's like how Betty looks at a cheeseburger
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Marc: You do not want to know what I had to do to get this... okay I'll tell you
Wilhelmina: No, no
Marc: But i had a really good quip!
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Betty: Or when your dog eats all my food
Amanda: That was "Bad Ronald"
Betty: There is no "Bad Ronald," it's you, "Bad Amanda"
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Wilhelmina: I might as well resign myself to never having a man around
Christina: I wouldn't do that.. cause uh.. you're having a boy
Wilhelmina: Really?
Christina: Yes, Wilhelmina, you're having a little baby boy

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Christina: The sound of clinking ice cubes.. its like a Scottish lullaby
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Amanda: Every week the village voice lists all the gallery openings in Chelsea. I always pick the ones with the ugliest art
Betty: Why?
Amanda: They have the best booze. They figure the drunker you are, the more likely you are to actually buy all this crap
Betty: I actually think this is really neat
Amanda: Okay, now I'm cutting you off
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Amanda: Don't you ever get free samples of ice cream?
Betty: Yeah but then I buy an ice cream cone
Amanda: Of course you do
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