Season 3, Episode 9: "When Betty Met YETI"
Betty: Marc, you're a gay man in the fashion industry you have plenty of advantagesMarc: That gets me nothing
Random Gay: Madonna, tickets, backstage passes
Marc: Thanks bitch!
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Hilda: You gotta take every advantage you get in this life. When I gotta go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top and thanks to the pointer sister right here, the meat man puts me in the front of the line.. Is that fair? No. So what? Who cares?
Ignacio: Thank you I can never show my face in that butcher shop again
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Marc: You help them meet their quota
Betty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
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Daniel [to Betty]: Is that the same outfit your were wearing yesterday?
Betty [pepped up on coffee]: Good eye, good eye!
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Betty: Papi, I need a pan of of your capirotada and a spoon... two spoons, I need one going at all times
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Amanda: You know fashion means clothing, right?
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Wilhelmina: It's always good to have a plan B
Marc: Or a plan 34C, ha ha
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Wilhelmina [referring to Connor]: He's ambitious, he's shrewd, he's competitive, he's hot, he's me
Marc: He's the Male-amina
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Wilhelmina: We'll have to do brunch
Molly: Really?
[back in Wilhelmina's office...]
Wilhelmina: I'd rather gouge my eyes out
Marc: I'll shoot you in the heart before I let you brunch with her
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Betty: It's time you and i have a talk about something that really has bothering me
Amanda: Is this about that sixty dollars you left out for anyone to take in your bottom drawer? It's time to let that go
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