Season 3, Episode 24: "The Fall Issue"
Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bagsJustin: Okay
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Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
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Season 3, Episode 23: "Curveball"
Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push upsBetty: She does look strong
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Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing?
Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that's worthy of a college freshman. But I'm feeling wonderful because I have information that will split up old man Hartley and grandma Meade
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Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]: Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!
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Marc [about Claire and Victoria]: Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting
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Amanda [about a painting of Betty]: That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!
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Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty
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Season 3, Episode 22: "In The Stars"
Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream
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Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]: Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?
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