Ugly Betty
Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4, Episode 2: "Blue on Blue"

Marc: Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "The Butterfly Effect"

Megan: You got a delivery while you were out. I signed for it, so I hope it's nothing illegal.
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Wilhelmina: Punching out your employees? Even I know not to do that in public, Daniel!
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Helen: I'm not worried. Someone will marry me. Or make me a part of their entourage. Oh, oh, or make a reality show about me! It's all good.
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Amanda: Old people usually scare me because they remind me of death and all. But I like you. You're like a giant, knobby shade tree.
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Helen: So I was at The Gates last night and that dad from Jon & Kate Plus 8 was there—I think his name is Ben. Anyway, he was totally hitting on me, of course. And P.S. Plus 8? More like Plus 4.
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Marc: That's a muffin! You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin!
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Marc: Betty's waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!
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Wilhelmina: I'm sorry. All those facelifts must have affected your speech. What do you say?
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Wilhelmina: Wake up and smell the aromatherapy, Betty! Being an assistant is boot camp. Being an editor is war. You have your allies, you have your enemies. Oftentimes, you can't tell which is which.
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