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Season 3, Episode 22: "In The Stars"

Betty: What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse
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Season 3, Episode 21: "The Born Identity"

Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]
Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that
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Ignacio [reading shirt]: Vote Archie Rodriguez, an A Rod you can believe in
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Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings?
Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing, but she's so damn fast in those heels
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Season 3, Episode 20: "Rabbit Test"

Daniel: Everyone's staring at me
Betty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old!
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Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey
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Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?
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Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn't suck
Matt: Also for the record, I'm not a limo guy. I just thought it'd be fun since... it's Tuesday?
Betty: Tuesday, now officially known as limo day. Seriously, Matt, stop pampering me
Matt: Damn, there goes hot air balloon Wednesday
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"

Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first
Betty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
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Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
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