Ugly Betty
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Season 4, Episode 1: "The Butterfly Effect"

Wilhelmina: Oh, and malaria—really?! Like I would ever put disease-ridden poor people in the pages of this magazine.
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Amanda: Get away from me, you bloated troll.
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Willy: No, Marc, you can't use my bathroom. No one uses my bathroom, not even me!
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Marc: Morning! I come bearing dry cleaning—extra plastic for the landfills. Just like you like it.
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Season 3, Episode 24: "The Fall Issue"

Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags
Justin: Okay
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Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
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Season 3, Episode 23: "Curveball"

Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups
Betty: She does look strong
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Marc: I just wanted to see how you were doing?
Wilhelmina: My entire body has tennis elbow. I have a hangover that's worthy of a college freshman. But I'm feeling wonderful because I have information that will split up old man Hartley and grandma Meade
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Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]: Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!
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Marc [about Claire and Victoria]: Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting
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