Season 1, Episode 10: "Fake Plastic Snow"
Amanda: What's Daniel doing with McSlutty over there? I thought things with getting serious with Charo.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: Are you packing heat?
Amanda: Always
Marc: Amanda, I'm not flirting with you. Does anyone here have a gun?
Amanda: Look around. We're a bunch of unstable, hungry back-stabbing bitches. Do you really think anyone would sell us guns? Relax, have a drink
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Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations?
Justin: And what's Santa doing to that elf
Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni all over it!
Justin: Well you did run over her Christmas tree and Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness
Hilda: Grow up Tiny Tim, this means wars.
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Marc: I brought you a present... whole wheat
Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day
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Henry: I'm supposed to oversee the budget. i guess I'll be on top of you the next couple of days... party wise
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Amanda: What is the very first thing i ever said to you
Betty: Are you the before?
Amanda: Okay the second thing
Betty: Are you delivering something?
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Marc: Would it be wrong if we threw [Betty] a going away party and didn't invite her?
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Ignacio: That girl has the vocal chords of a large cat
Hilda: I heard that
Ignacio: ...and the ears of whatever hears best
Betty: A dolphin
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Season 1, Episode 9: "Lose the Boss"
[after breaking into the donation box...]Marc: Is it all singles?
Wilhelmina: Poor people are so cheap...
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Marc: Let's call another cab and see if they'll come to Dante's seventh circle of hell
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