Ugly Betty
Quotes (Page 54)

Season 1, Episode 9: "Lose the Boss"

[holding a cashew]
Wilhelmina: Who on this staff would willingly eat something that's 15 grams of fat per serving?
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[after Daniel's fight with Sofia in the backseat...]
Betty: Maybe you should stick to girls who love two seaters
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Daniel: and you slept?
Betty: In your arms... I'm kidding, relax
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Season 1, Episode 8: "Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral"

Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter
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Marc: hey come try these on with me... if I keep doing it by myself I'm just a freak
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Martha Stewart [to Wilhelmina]: You're cooking a turkey... oh maybe i could run a fashion magazine.. it'd be like Freaky Friday
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Betty: Are you wearing cover up?
Daniel: I had a pimple, go away
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Marc: What's that weird float over there?
Amanda: That's not a float. That's Betty
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Amanda: What if [Wilhelmina] has hidden cameras in here
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras I'd have been fired a long time ago
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Gina: Looks like I'm not the only one doing a little last minute Thanksgiving shopping
[Betty looks inside bag..]
Betty: A carton of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka
Gina: You have your traditions, i have mine
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