Ugly Betty
Quotes (Page 55)

Season 1, Episode 8: "Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral"

Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
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Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
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Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
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Amanda: He says he has to spend Thanksgiving with his wife and kids...I'm like.. grow a pair
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Amanda: I'm sorry you were looking at me and saying things... I wasn't listening

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Season 1, Episode 7: "After Hours"

Marc: You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on
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Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?
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Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?
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Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
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Betty: Walter, you can't wear a t-shirt to a 3 star rest
Walter: Why not? Rockstars wear t-shirts to award shows
Betty: You're not a rockstar. You play the flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band
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