Season 1, Episode 5: "The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe"
Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion
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[after seeing Marc dressed as Betty]
Wilhelmina: Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Fey's Sleigh Ride"
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[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast
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Marc: Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn't?
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Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!
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Ignacio: We have flan
Amanda: What's a flan?
Ignacio: It's delicious custard
Amanda: OH BRING IT!
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Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it
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Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn
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Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alright
Betty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
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