Season 1, Episode 4: "Fey's Sleigh Ride"
Marc: She's like Liza at the pride parade..• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: Wearing two year old shoes, oh even i didn't catch that. Definitely not your son
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Betty: Marc, Amanda, this is Justin
Marc: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight
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Betty: These are some of my friends...
Amanda: Just because we're sharing an elevator doesn't mean we're friend
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Wilhelmina: Do you know how many curly hair foot sycophants there are waiting to replace you?
Marc: I know you have five of them on speed dial.
Wilhelmina: Don't me call them
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Marc: We only invited her so people know she exists. She's the real life Snuffleupagus... only harrier.
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Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
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Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Queens for a Day"
Marc: Have you seen [Betty] yet?Wilhelmina: Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up
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[takes picture...]
Marc: I think I just found my new screen saver!
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