Season 3, Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"
Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp
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Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud
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Betty: You know you don't always have to bring me back to Queens
Matt: Well that's where my queen lives
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Season 3, Episode 18: "A Mother of a Problem"
Justin: Well I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning but I'm going to treat myself to one more new potato• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
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Marc: Willy, selling your possessions? Isn't that one rung above appearing on a reality show?
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Season 3, Episode 17: "Sugar Daddy"
Amanda: Babies are the hot accessory in the gay world. Small dogs, totally five minute ago• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Amanda [about guy Marc flirted with]: That was rude, he didn't even introduce himself to me
Marc: Cute and rude, I'm in love
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Marc: I did not sign up for this baby business.. cashmere diapers is she kidding?
Amanda: Aww, I love shopping at baby stores
Marc: You do?
Amanda: I like to sit in the tiny baby furniture and pretend I'm a giant.. the children cry, it's so much fun
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Betty [about her outfit]: Did I over do it?
Justin: No no, all black is.. Aunt Betty.. you look almost fashionable
Betty: Justin, are you crying?
Justin: No, I'm just proud
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