Season 3, Episode 23: "Curveball"
Amanda [about a painting of Betty]: That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty
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Season 3, Episode 22: "In The Stars"
Clarie: I don't mean to cast doubt on this lovely ceremony but is this legally biding?Betty: Oh yeah, she was an ordained minister before he decided to become an actress slash model. How perfect is that?
Claire: A mother's dream
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Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]: Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?
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Betty: What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse
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Season 3, Episode 21: "The Born Identity"
Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that
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Ignacio [reading shirt]: Vote Archie Rodriguez, an A Rod you can believe in
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Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings?
Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing, but she's so damn fast in those heels
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Season 3, Episode 20: "Rabbit Test"
Daniel: Everyone's staring at meBetty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old!
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Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey
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