Ugly Betty
Quotes (Page 60)

Season 1, Episode 4: "Fey's Sleigh Ride"

Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
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Amanda: Ground rules: Stop with the chatty, don't stand so close to me, and no one eats the grilled cheese
Betty: She's eating one
Marc: Of course fat carol is eating one, what did you expect?
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Queens for a Day"

Marc: Have you seen [Betty] yet?
Wilhelmina: Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up
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[takes picture...]
Marc: I think I just found my new screen saver!
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Ignacio: You have such a big heart
Betty: Stop it with the big heart. The speech didn't work when I was cast as a rock in the school play... or when I was sitting at home with you and mom on prom night.. and it's not gonna work now
Ignacio: Betty you'll always be my special girl, you know that....just so you know you were a really terrific rock
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Betty: I work in an office full of glamazon women who are all six feet tall and fully waxed...

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Daniel: Maybe we could both dress up on Monday...
Amanda: I think he meant natural fibers sweetie
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Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...
Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit
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Amanda: We missed you at the party last night. What, was there a sale at the 99 cent store?
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Amanda: Don't you look... sweaty
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