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Season 1, Episode 3: "Queens for a Day"

Betty: You're the one who dumped me!
Walter: Yeah for like two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn..
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Season 1, Episode 2: "The Box and the Bunny"

Natalie: You can't fire that wonderful assistant of yours
Amanda: Oh yes he can!
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Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville
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Betty: Gina Gambarro has it
Daniel: Who is Gina Gambarro? is that a new designer?
Betty: No, it's an old slut

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Daniel [to Wilhelmina]: You're probably just reaching that age when you have to start wearing glasses... don't worry it happens to everyone
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[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents

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Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory
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Amanda: I'm telling you, you're gonna get [the book] back and it's going to have chimichurri sauce all over it
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Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!
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Amanda: If that showerhead could pay my bills i would marry it.
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