Season 3, Episode 20: "Rabbit Test"
Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to goDelivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?
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Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn't suck
Matt: Also for the record, I'm not a limo guy. I just thought it'd be fun since... it's Tuesday?
Betty: Tuesday, now officially known as limo day. Seriously, Matt, stop pampering me
Matt: Damn, there goes hot air balloon Wednesday
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"
Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my firstBetty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
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Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
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Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]
Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp
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Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud
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Betty: You know you don't always have to bring me back to Queens
Matt: Well that's where my queen lives
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Season 3, Episode 18: "A Mother of a Problem"
Justin: Well I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning but I'm going to treat myself to one more new potato• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
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Marc: Willy, selling your possessions? Isn't that one rung above appearing on a reality show?
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