Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Season 1 Quotes (Page 16)

Season 1 Episode 2: "The Box and the Bunny"

Daniel: She took the book home to her house last night
Amanda: To queens? eww!
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: If that showerhead could pay my bills i would marry it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: Wow, 9 volt batteries.. Prince Charming is really going the extra mile

 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: Anything else you need me to do?
Amanda: Keep working. A little overtime and you can afford invisaligns
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Are you trying to suffocate us with that putrid smell?
Betty: They're empanadas
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Daniel: Nice place
Betty: We're just in between interior designers...
Daniel: Really?
Betty: No
Daniel: Right, it's a joke
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: She's so fabulously douchey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marc [about Betty, Catherine, and other two]: It's the bizarro version of Sex and the City
Amanda: Stop it, I'm gagging
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda [about Felipe]: we went out for a week.. and they don't call him the tripod because he's a photographer.. if you catch my drift..

 • Rating: Unrated

Daniel: Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny
Wilhelmina: What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc
Marc: Oh my God, I'm so sorry
Wilhelmina: Shh! Purge this from memory
 • Rating: Unrated

Marc [about Betty]: can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy

 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: I don't want flan, I'll get fat
Hilda: Honey, you're a boy, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not

 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: I know most of your magazines inside and out. I try to devour as much as I can
Meade Interviewer: Clearly
 • Rating: Unrated

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