Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Season 2 Quotes

Episode 4: "Grin and Bear It"

Wilhelmina: I took lemons and made a lemon martini
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Wilhelmina: and just so you know Fey quit smoking during her pregnancy... eventually. If that doesn't say love I don't know what does
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Wilhelmina: I put my sweat, blood and old nose into this place. If I can't have Mode, no one can
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Amanda: I was conceived in studio 54, I knew there was glamor in my genes
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Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.
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Wilhelmina: Drop a penny and a blond receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the ground a the same time
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Daniel: Are you crying?
Alexis: I'm a girl, I'm allowed to now
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Sheila: We may have lost Winona Ryder to a movie. We're not sure if she's going to make one or just seen one
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Alexis [whispers to Wilhelmina]: I'm not wearing a bra
Wilhelmina: power move
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Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.
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Amanda [to Alexis]: Oh honey, no no no. Friends don't let friends wear glitter before noon
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Hilda: A guy in a car once told me I could be a model
Betty: I know I stopped you from getting in that car
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Betty [about her professor]: He's mean, like Simon Cowell with a Pulitzer
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Episode 3: "Betty's Wait Problem"

Betty: I'm your assistant and it's my responsibility to do whatever you ask, even if it is offensive to the handicapable
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Marc [about Claire breaking out of prison and coming to Black & White Ball]: My god that woman will do anything for an open bar
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Betty: or i could have written in my journal cause I'm pretty sure the last thing it said was "I want to marry Lance Bass, I Love him"
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Yoga: Black and White ball, huh? It looks like an all white ball to me
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Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Michael Bolton, not the good one
Wilhelmina: Oh hi, nice to meet you
Marc [whispers to Wilhelmina]: Bradford Meade, you're engaged to him
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Marc: You gotta work for your celebrity, does Paris Hilton just get everything handed to her? Oh wait, that celubtard works hard to stay in the news
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Gio: Every time you make an excuse I'm going to quack
Betty: You have no right to quack, you don't know my life. My dad is stuck in Mexico
Gio: Quack!
Betty: Seriously and my sister's fiance..
Gio: Quack!
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