Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty Season 3 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"

Wilhelmina: Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion
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Gio: I've known you for awhile.. I've seen you at work... swimming with the sharks at mode.. keeping Daniel's head above water..you're gonna do great things one day, Suarez. I don't blame you for choosing yourself
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Gio: What he really needs is a place to be alone with his thoughts... and maybe get a good look up a few skirts
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Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
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Claire: I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty

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Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.
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Betty: Private? Yesterday you have me check a mole on your lower back and today there's boundaries? Yay for that!

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Season 3 Episode 3: "Crimes of Fashion"

Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

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Alexis: What do I do?
Betty: I haven't told Daniel because i know your a good person Alexis. Right now you're the only person that can prove that
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Mandy: You killed Wilhelmina and you stuffed her! You put her in Tahari?
Betty: Amanda, it's a Wilhelmina doll.
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Marc [to Betty]: You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.
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Mandy [to her credit card company]: Seriously, I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this... Raaahuuul. Is it a crime to purchase things you can't pay for? No!

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Mandy [to her credit card company]: If I pay my bill then I can't pay my rent. And if I don't pay my rent, then where you will you send the bill? See, this is actually all for you.
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Mandy: Look, don't judge me... not that you could in that
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Betty [in Mandy's dream]: Amanda, have you seen the mustard? I need it for my big fat sandwich which I'm always eating around you and making a big mess of myself.
Mandy [in Mandy's dream]: I know! You always are, right?
Betty: I don't always eat sandwiches. And besides, I wasn't even there!
Mandy: I'm just saying it really does feel that way sometimes.
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[after Ignacio awkwardly walks into Betty's to see a naked coach...]
Hilda: papi what are you doing here?
Dad: I came to protect Betty, install some locks
Coach: What'd you get, Sleigh locks?
Dad: No, Quickset
Coach: Oh those are good

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Mandy [to detective]: Fine, before you talk to Daniel, can you at least handcuff me?
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Betty: I'm not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den..
Hilda: It's not about sex, it's about love
Betty: Fine, some love den..
Hilda: If it was just that we could do it in the backseat of his car
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Wilhelmina: It's all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows... We'll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish rent-a-womb

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Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.

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