Feel like getting a disgusting drink in a dirty IRA criminal bar?

Steven

Stop saying matey. You're supposed to be Irish, not a pirate.

Steven

Samantha: You know the goal of going undercover is being inconspicuous.
Leo: That's why I went balls out. No one questions the boss, guys. Also, you can't spell 'inconspicuous' without 'conspicuous.'

You could just ignore the issue. God knows it worked like a charm for my marriage. All three of them.

Shaw

Shaw: I might as well take out a full page ad in the International Herald saying 'Carlton Shaw, Career Spy: Kill me now.'

Samantha: You're hot.
Hoyt: Wow.
Samantha: What do you see?
Hoyt: No, it's just not often I hear those words from a woman. I kinda wanna enjoy it for a second.

Steven: Look at this new tranquilizer gun. Invisible laser sight. You use glasses. You can see, but there's no red dot.
Samantha: Is it 4G?

Ok, what the hell was that? Who are you, Catwoman?

Steven

Steven: Are you kidding me with that?
Hoyt: What, the PJs? Feels like I'm totally naked. This thing is 96% silk.
Steven: And 4% Lady Gaga

Bingo! Ernesto Santos. His first name isn't actually Bingo, just Ernesto.

Hoyt

I will always defend your French Toasts. That's what husbands do.

Steven

I'll be frank. Coming here, asking you to fly to an exotic locale hoping that your rusty espionage skills will be sufficient
enough to do the job pains me. Deeply. In the groin.

Shaw

Undercovers Quotes

Sam: Do you think Brazilian women are the hottest women on the planet? I read that in Esquire."
Steven: You don't think I'm really gonna answer that do you?

Allow me to unstick you.

Shaw